The Difference Between Harley & Gold Wing Riders
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A Harley Rider: |
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A Gold Wing Rider: |
| "Live to ride. Ride to Live." | - | "Eat to ride. Ride to eat" |
| Black leather jacket and chaps | - | Red snowmobile suit |
| Meets other riders at Local Bar | - | Meets other riders at Denny's |
| Cross Country ride ends at topless bar | - | Cross City ride ends at Dairy Queen |
| Riding in a group of hundreds | - | Riding in a group of One |
| Rolling thunder | - | Barco Lounger with wheels |
| "This beer is flat, let's trash the place" | - | "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%" |
| "Loud pipes save lives." | - | "Honey, will you turn down the radio?" |
| Black leather vest with "Bar & Shield" | - | Gray twill vest with "Gold Wing" Patch |
| Biker Babe as Passenger | - | His Mama as Passenger |
| Group meeting called "Hog Rally". | - | Group affair called "Wing Ding". |
| Ape hanger bars and splinter seats. | - | Big wide seats for big wide butts. |
| Backs Bike into any Parking Spot | - | Uses Reverse to Back Out |
| Keeps Riding when Rain Starts | - | Pulls under cover and waits |
| Do Rags covering up steel plates in the head | - | Helmet with headset and microphones |
| Cold Beer & Naked Women | - | I wish I had a Harley |